Sweat baby, sweat baby, sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff
that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants ╔═══════════════╗
and I'll bet you'll feel nuts ║ The Bad Touch ║
Yes, I'm Siskel, yes, I'm Ebert ║ Bloodhound ║
and you're getting two thumbs up Gang ║
You've had enough of two-hand touch, ══════════════╝
you want it rough, you're out of bounds
I want you smothered, want you covered,
like my Waffle House hash browns
Come quicker than FedEx, never reach an apex,
just like Coca-Cola stock, you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early, just like
Daylight Savings Time, do it now
[Hook] (x2)
You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals so let's
Do it like they do on the Discovery Channel,
(do it again now/
(getting horny now)) [Riff] (x2) [Intro] (x2)
Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt,
only God knows where we stuck it [Intro]
Hieroglyphics, let me be Pacific, (x2)
I wanna be down in your South Seas Am C G F
But I got this notion that the motion
of your ocean means Small Craft Advisory [Hook]
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, (x2)
G#-5, you sunk my battleship [Riff]
Please turn me on, I'm Mister Coffee (x2)
with an automatic drip [Hook]
So show me yours, I'll show you mine, (x4)
Tool Time, you'll Lovett just like Lyle (do it
And then we'll do it doggy style so we now/…)
can both watch X-Files, do it now [Riff] (x6)